Use these as a gag the next time you want to show someone your supposed business card. The performer asks, “Would you like to see my card?” Bring out a business size card that says “My Card”.
After they realize it’s a joke and the groans stop, say, “Here’s my other card”. Bring out the card that says “My Other Card”. And after more groans and possible threats to your health, say, “And here’s my new card”. Finally bring out the card that says “My New Card”. Run!